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Obviously Those Who Burn To Be Professional Jesters Mean That They Want To Be Successful Comedians. And Those Are Always An Elite, Microscopic Portion Of The Population. But Oh, How They Try.

It Was Well After College That I Learned About Depression. I Got My First Job For Jack Paar. I Realized I Was Sleeping 14 Hours A Day And Just Living For The Paar Show.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.