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The Greatest Benefit Of Depression Is The Fact That When I Have Talked About It, Every So Often Someone Comes Up And Says, You Saved My Dad's Life.

I Haven't Ever Found Any Great Writing On That Wonderful And Often Unappreciated Art Form, The Insult.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'

William F. Buckley Was A Man Who Had A Great Capacity For Fun And For Amusing Himself By Amazing Others.