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In Relative Youth, We Assume We'll Remember Everything. Someone Should Urge The Young To Think Otherwise.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

There's So Much Comedy On Television. Does That Cause Comedy In The Streets?

You Have To Be On Tv A Surprisingly Long Time Before You're Stopped On The Street. Then, When You Are, You Get A Lot Of, 'hey, You're Great! What's Your Name Again?'

If Your Parents Never Had Children, Chances Are... Neither Will You.