Every Book Is A Children's Book If

A Friend Said To Me, "i Think The Weather Is Trippy." I Said, "no, Man, It's Not The Weather That's Trippy, Perhaps It's The Way We Perceive It." And Then I Realized I Just Should Have Said, "yeah."

I Don't Own A Cell Phone Or A Pager. I Just Hang Around Everyone I Know, All The Time. If Someone Wants To Get A Hold Of Me, They Just Say 'mitch,' And I Say 'what?' And Turn My Head Slightly.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating Grapes. I Was Like, "dude, You Have To Wait".

I Remixed A Remix, It Was Back To Normal.