Every Absurdity Has A Champion To Defend

Thus 'tis With All; Their Chief And Constant Care Is To Seem Everything But What They Are.

The Whitewash'd Wall, The Nicely Sanded Floor, The Varnish'd Clock That Click'd Behind The Door; The Chest, Contriv'd A Double Debt To Pay,- A Bed By Night, A Chest Of Drawers By Day.

Crimes Generally Punish Themselves.

The Bounds Of A Man's Knowledge Are Easily Concealed, If He Has But Prudence.

Who Pepper'd The Highest Was Surest To Please.