Nissan Is Designing A Car That Will

My Stockbroker Asked Me Something Important Today: Paper Or Plastic?

Clinton's Pet Labrador, Buddy, Is Getting Neutered. The Dog Will Never Have Sex Again. Overnight, They've Turned Buddy From A Democrat Into A Republican.

President Obama Signed A Bill Preventing Members Of Congress From Profiting From Insider Trading. Didn't You Think That Was Already Illegal?

Sixty Years Ago This Week Hitler Invaded Poland. This Led To The Creation Of The History Channel.

We Pick Politicians By How They Look On Tv And Miss America On Where She Stands On The Issues. Isn't That A Little Backwards?