Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick? Isn't That The Best?
-Jim Gaffigan
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick?
Jim Gaffigan
Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick? Isn't That The Best?
Views: 11
Topic
Funny
Humor
Sick
More From Jim Gaffigan
Wouldn't It Have Been Weird To Go To High School With The Pope? You Know, Somebody Did, Someone's Sitting At Home, Watching Tv In Poland, They See The Pope, They Think, "that Guy Was A Jerk! He Was So Mean To Me And Now He's Pope? I Got A Swirly From The Pope!"
Funny
Home
School
I Worked On Usa Today As A Topic For While. I Tried To Do Something On Hand Chairs, Chairs That Look Like Hands. I Really Tried. But Some Topics Are Not Truly Universal.
Hands
Usa
Looks
It's Like In Most Parts Of America, Where There Was Industry And There Is No Longer; There Is Cynicism Mixed With Sarcasm And Some Optimism. That's How My Background Influenced My Comedy.
Sarcasm
America
Optimism
In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But In New York, I've Gone Out With Girls With Purple Hair Who Go Out With Me Because I'm Exotic!
Girl
New York
Hair
Whenever You Go Out To Eat You Gotta Get The Appetizer. 'cause The Appetizer's Just An Excuse For An Extra Meal. You're Always Like "lets See, I Will Start With The 80 Buffalo Wings...and Do You Have A Low-cal Blue Cheese? 'cause I Don't Wanna Fill Up Too Much."
Funny
Humor
Blue
Trending Author
Guillaume Apollinaire
Jay Pharoah
Bill Budge
Jesse Eisenberg
Vic Snyder
John Gould
Category
Information