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Half The Time I Don't Even Think About It, I Just Throw Something On Because I'm So Late Or So Busy.

The Key To Looking Great In The Evening Is To Look Original. Try To Look Different From Others Without Looking Out Of Place. When Everyone Else Is Wearing Black, Stand Out In A Bold, Bright Color. When Everyone Else Is Wearing Dress That Falls To The Floor, Shock Them With A Short Gold Brocade Suit. But Try Not To Overdo It. Focus On One Thing: Will It Be A Statement Neckclace, A Stunning Pair Of Earrings, Or Really Big Hair? You Decide.

All I Want Are High Heels, High Heels. If I Was A Girl, I'd Wear A Lot Of High Heels. High, Stiletto Heels.

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Color Is Like Food For The Spirit - Plus It's Not Addictive Or Fattening.