Even If We All Want You Here,

Are You Still Faint From The Run? Or Was It My Kissing Expertise?

I Tried, After I Wrote 'twilight,' To Read 'the Historian,' Because It Was The Big Thing That Summer. But I Can't Read Other People's Vampires. If It's Too Close, I Get Upset; If It's Too Far Away, I Get Upset. It Just Makes Me Very Neurotic.

After All I've Seen, If I Hadn't Learned Compassion, I Wouldn't Be Worth Much.

Life Sucks, And Then You Die.

It's Healthy To Ditch Class Now And Then." To Be Precise, It Was Healthier For Humans If Vampires Ditched On Days When Human Blood Would Be Spilt.