Even If I Don't Have A Job,

Oh Yeah, Oohing And Ahhing, That's How It Always Starts, But Later There's The Running And Screaming.

Actors Don't Necessarily Want To Be Famous Or Rich Or Anything Else. It's A Very Bad Gamble If That's What You're After.

Don't Knock Rationalization. Where Would We Be Without It? I Don't Know Anyone Who'd Get Through The Day Without Two Or Three Juicy Rationalizations. They're More Important Than Sex. Have You Ever Gone A Week Without A Rationalization?

My Friend Ed Begley Goes Fishing. It's A Little Smelly To Me, I Don't Like It So Much. I Like To Eat Fish, But I Don't Like To Catch Them.

It's Best Not To Stare At The Sun During An Eclipse.