Even Christian—the Poster Child For "smartass"—looked Grim.

I Realized I’m In Love. It's Always Been Right In Front Of Me.

Did You Hotwire This Car?" I Then Rephrased My Question. "did You Steal This Car?

Vampires. Honestly, They're Like Children Sometimes.

The Kind Of Kiss That Said, I Want To Consume Every Inch Of You And Hear You Scream My Name.

I Want You To Go Back To Tucson And Bring Me The Bottle Of Tequila I Keep In My Liquor Cabinet. And Don't Scare Tim." Volusian Remained Motionless In That Way Of His. "my Mistress Grows Increasingly Creative In Her Ways To Torment Me." "i Thought You'd Appreciate It." "only In So Much As It Inspires Me To Equally Creative Means To Rip You Apart When I Am Able To Break Free Of These Bonds And Finally Destroy You." "you See? There's A Silver Lining To Everything. Now Hurry Up.