Even Christian—the Poster Child For "smartass"—looked Grim.

Yeah, That’s Exactly What I Want. To Help My Girlfriend Get Her Old Boyfriend Back.

"jerks," I Muttered. Then I Brightened. "oh, Hey. Doughnuts."

Feminist,” He Said, Clearly Amused. “next You’ll Be Telling Us You Hate Men.” She Gave Him A Blank Look. “i Only Hate Stupid Men Who Don’t Actually Understand What ‘feminist’ Means.” He Laughed. “you Run Into A Lot Of Men Like That?” “all The Time.” “really?” “even As We Speak, Nick.” “oh No She Didn’t,” Said Peter. I Groaned.

Being Charming Is My Hobby.

I’m Telling You, You’d Like Him. He Goes To A Public School And Just Started At Spencer’s. The Other Day, He Was Going Off On Unaerobic Vs. Aerobic Respiration, And I Was Thinking, ‘you Know Who This Sounds Like? Melbourne.’” -- Trey