Even Cats Grow Lonely And Anxious.

Neat Trick: To Be Roused To Ambition And Reconciled To One's Mediocrity At The Same Time.

I Tried Good Taste, But The Strain Was Too Much For Me.

Writers Tell More Truths, And More Lies, Than Most.

Experience Is A Great Spoiler Of Pleasures.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.