Even Boredom Has Its Crises.

Think Carefully Before Asking For Justice. Mercy Might Be Safer.

Courage, Determination, And Hard Work Are All Very Nice, But Not So Nice As An Oil Well In The Back Yard.

At The Dinner Table, If You Can't Think Of Anything To Say, Sit Quietly. Don't Throw Rolls, Or Chew On Your Napkin.

Your Flattery Is As Full Of Contempt As Your Insults Were.

If Suffering Brought Wisdom, The Dentist's Office Would Be Full Of Luminous Ideas.