Even Boredom Has Its Crises.

The Banker Rubs His Nose, Thinking Of His Cat Stalking Something On The Lawn.

The Smile Of A Politician Is Strong And Friendly, But Noncommittal.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

An Omnipotent God Is The Only Being With No Reason To Lie.

Respectability Is Joining Chastity In The Museum Of Dead Issues.