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I Thought Britney Spears Was Absolutely Marvelous In The Beginning. But Now I Think She's Gone Off The Deep End.

I Love To Tease Men With My Legs.

I've Always Accepted Applause As Making Me Feel Worthwhile. I Hope I Die Being Applauded. Just Put A Chaise Longue Under Me And Let Me Go.

I Punish Myself More Than Anybody Else Does If I Am Stupid About My Actions, And I Suffer, Really Suffer.

Thank God You've Got A Sense Of Humor, Or You'd Be In Trouble.