Even A Blind Squirrel Finds An Acorn

Never Lie To People, Because The People You Are Able To Lie To, Are The People Who Trust You.

Life Is Lived On The Edge.

The Only Man You Will Ever Get Is Some Fool Named Grady Who Falls Asleep In His Soup.

Any Time You See A White Guy In Jail, You Know He Did Something Bad.

I Love Living. I Think That's Infectious, It's Something You Can't Fake.