Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.

The Zebra Is Striped All Over So That The Lion Can See Him And Eat Him. Some People Say He Is Striped So That The Lion Can Not See Him. These People Believe That The Stripes Of The Zebra Simulate The Bars Of Sunlight Falling Through The Tall Jungle Grasses And That Therefore The Zebra Is Invisible And That The Earth Is Flat.

Young Normal Tigers Do Not Eat People. If Eaten By A Tiger You May Rest Assured He Was Abnormal.

Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You Would Be Surprised How It Helps In A Pinch.

The Dodo Never Had A Chance. He Seems To Have Been Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Becoming Extinct And That Was All He Was Good For.