'escargot' Is French For 'fat Crawling Bag

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I Took An Estimated Two Thousand Years Of High School French, And When I Finally Got To France, I Discovered That I Didn't Know One Single Phrase That Was Actually Useful In A Real-life French Situation.

Bad Grammar Is The Leading Cause Of Slow, Painful Death In North America.

Lobsters Displays All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As "here, Boy!"

The Word User Is The Word Used By The Computer Professional When They Mean Idiot.