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Figures Tell Us There Are Already More People On Earth Than We Need To Move Even The Heaviest Piano.

I Have No Idea What I Am Doing But Incompetence Has Never Prevented Me From Plunging In With Enthusiasm.

Sylvia Plath. Interesting Poetess Whose Tragic Suicide Was Misinterpreted As Romantic By The College-girl Mentality.

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I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.