Enthusiasm - A Distemper Of Youth, Curable

Mine, Adj. Belonging To Me If I Can Hold Or Seize It.

War Is God's Way Of Teaching Americans Geography.

An Immaterial But Visible Being That Inhabited The Air When The Air Was An Element And Before It Was Fatally Polluted With Factory Smoke, Sewer Gas And Similar Products Of Civilization.

Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.

Radium, N. A Mineral That Gives Off Heat And Stimulates The Organ That A Scientist Is A Fool With.