Enough Of This Foreign Fiasco Distraction. Get

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

America's Finest - Our Men And Women In Uniform, Are A Force For Good Throughout The World, And That Is Nothing To Apologize For.

I Love That Smell Of The Emissions!

If A Caribou Needs To Be Sacrificed For The Sake Of Energy Independence, I Say, 'mr. Caribou, Maybe You Need To Take One For The Team.'

Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers Who Lie Annoy Me.