English Majors Understand Human Nature Better Than

Every First Draft Is Perfect, Because All A First Draft Has To Do Is Exist.

The Desire To Write A Novel Is The Single Required Prerequisite For Writing A Novel.

Candy Is My Fuel. Ice Cream, Too.

Twenty-five, He Was. Twenty-five Tomorrow. Some Years The Snow Had Melted For His Birthday, But Not This Year, And So It Had Been A Long Winter Full Of Cows.

One Of The Profound Effects Of Economics In Our Day Is That The People With The Money And The Power Have Embraced The Guilt-free, External-less, Everything-will-turn-out-okay-in-the-end Philosophy Of Economics In Order To Justify Their Own Evil Works. And The Economists, For The Most Part, Have Sucked Up To That Money.