Emotion Is Messy, Contradictory... And True.

Sometimes...we Don't Want To Feel Like A Postmodern, Postfeminist, Overstretched Woman But, Rather, A Domestic Goddess, Trailing Nutmeggy Fumes Of Baking Pie In Our Languorous Wake.

You Could Probably Get Through Life Without Knowing How To Roast A Chicken, But The Question Is, Would You Want To?

I Am Not A Chef. I Am Not Even A Trained Or Professional Cook. My Qualification Is As An Eater.

It S Easier To Impress Someone Than To Give Them Pleasure.

I Used To Refer To Myself As Typhoid Mary. It Wasn't That I Was Jinxed, I Just Seemed To Bring Ill Fortune To Anybody I Was Close To.