Embrace Your Dorkdom Or Rail Against It.

I Don't Believe That Wishing Works. I Think We Get The Things We Work For.

Embrace Your Dorkdom Or Rail Against It. The Choice Is Yours.

Of Course I Was A Dork, But That's Ok. Because All The Coolest People I Know Were Dorks.

I Have So Much Satisfaction In My Life. I Have A Beautiful Wife And The Great Stimulation Of An Interesting Career. I'm The Most Happy Fellow That I Know.

I Haven't Been One Since I Did A Film Called (coughs) Encino Man (laughing). After Two Or Three Runs With Pauly Shore, I Had Enough. Watching This Film In 3d As Far As Rollercoasters Go Really Fills It For Me.