Elegance Of Manner Is The Outgrowth Of

Unlike My Subject Will I Frame My Song, It Shall Be Witty And It Shan't Be Long.

Advice Is Seldom Welcome, And Those Who Need It The Most, Like It The Least.

If You Wish Particularly To Gain The Good Graces And Affection Of Certain People, Men Or Women, Try To Discover Their Most Striking Merit, If They Have One, And Their Dominant Weakness, For Every One Has His Own, Then Do Justice To The One, And A Little More Than Justice To The Other.

Artichoke: That Vegetable Of Which One Has More At The Finish Than At The Start Of Dinner.

I Heartily Wish You, In The Plain Home-spun Style, A Great Number Of Happy New Years, Well Employed In Forming Both Your Mind Andyour Manners, To Be Useful And Agreeable To Yourself, Your Country, And Your Friends.