Elections Are A Western Jerk-off.

God Is In His Heaven And The First Night Was A Wow.

I Can't Think Of Anybody Worse To Live With.

Never Trade A Secret, You'll Always Get The Short End Of The Bargain.

If You See The World As Gloomily As I See It, The Only Thing To Do Is Laugh Or Shoot Yourself.

I Grew Up In A Completely Bookless Household. It Was My Father's Boast That He Had Never Read A Book From End To End. I Don't Remember Any Of His Ladies Being Bookish. So I Was Entirely Dependent On My Schoolteachers For My Early Reading With The Exception Of The Wind In The Willows, Which A Stepmother Read To Me When I Was In Hospital.