Either A Wise Man Will Not Go

An Unsophisticated Forecaster Uses Statistics As A Drunken Man Uses Lamp-posts - For Support Rather Than For Illumination.

Either A Wise Man Will Not Go Into Bunkers, Or, Being In, He Will Endure Such Things As Befall Him With Patience.

I Am The Batsman And The Bat, / I Am The Bowler And The Ball, / The Umpire, The Pavilion Cat, / The Roller, Pitch, And Stumps, And All.

Politicians Use Statistics In The Same Way That A Drunk Uses Lamp-postsfor Support Rather Than Illumination.

I Don't Think The Idea Of Homosexuality Is Really Taboo Any More. Our Culture Is Evolving. This Is An Exciting Time To Be Living.