Egotism Is The Tongue Of Vanity.

She Commands Who Is Blest With Indifference.

At The Sight Of What Goes On In The World, The Most Misanthropic Of Men Must End By Being Amused, And Heraclitus Must Die Laughing.

The Best Philosophical Attitude To Adopt Towards The World Is A Union Of The Sarcasm Of Gaiety With The Indulgence Of Contempt.

It Is Commonly Supposed That The Art Of Pleasing Is A Wonderful Aid In The Pursuit Of Fortune; But The Art Of Being Bored Is Infinitely More Successful.

In Love, Everything Is True, Everything Is False; It Is The One Subject On Which One Cannot Express An Absurdity.