Education Is A Wonderful Thing. If You

I Believe You Are Your Work. Don't Trade The Stuff Of Your Life, Time, For Nothing More Than Dollars. That's A Rotten Bargain.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Self-absorption, Including Your Parents' Self-absorption.

I Believe In A Lively Disrespect For Most Forms Of Authority.

American Hunting Is Quite Different From English Hunting Because We Don't Hunt To Kill. Even If I Wanted To Kill A Fox, I Couldn't. They're Too Smart And They Have Too Many Ways To Escape Me, Whereas They Don't In England.

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.