Edged Tools Are Dangerous Things To Handle,

It Is Not Begging But The Beggar, Who Has Forfeited Favor With The Elect.

Humor Hardens The Heart, At Least To The Point Of Sanity.

Whatever Has "wit Enough To Keep It Sweet" Defies Corruption And Outlasts All Time; But The Wit Must Be Of That Outward And Visible Order Which Needs No Introduction Or Demonstration At Our Hands.

The Tourist May Complain Of Other Tourists; But He Would Be Lost Without Them. He May Find Them In His Way, Taking Up The Best Seats In The Motors, And The Best Tables In The Hotel Dining-rooms; But He Grows Amazingly Intimate With Them During The Voyage, And Not Infrequently Marries One Of Them When It Is Over.

The Friendships Of Nations, Built On Common Interests, Cannot Survive The Mutability Of Those Interests.