Eating Is Sex For Old People.

Although Our Emotions Sometimes Behave Like Spoiled, Selfish Children, Unfortunately We Cannot Send Them To Their Room Or Tell Them To Stop Screaming.

Learn To Wait; Invariably Either Things Will Change Or Your Heart Will.

The Viennese Wash Everything. Where Else In The World Does The Government Hire Public Servants To Wash Public Telephone Booths And The Glass Over Traffic Lights? Every Time I See Someone Doing These Things, I Smile Like A Child.

Dogs Are Here To Remind Us Life Really Is A Simple Thing. You Eat, Sleep, Take Walks, And Pee When You Must. That's About All There Is. They Are Quick To Forgive Trespasses And Assume Strangers Will Be Kind.

You Have To Walk Carefully In The Beginning Of Love; The Running Across Fields Into Your Lover's Arms Can Only Come Later When You're Sure They Won't Laugh If You Trip.