Eating Is Sex For Old People.

Some People Are Like Blue Jeans- The Older And More Beat Up They Get, The Better They Look.

How Easily We Ignore Or Forget The Small Kindnesses And Considerations In Life Which Are Really The Only Everyday Magic We Witness On A Regular Basis. Just Think- To Make Happiness Out Of Nothing More Than A Few Kind Words Or A Generous Gesture.

Far More Disturbing Than Any Spook House At An Amusement Park Is A Ride Through The Old Hometown If You've Been Away For Years.

Lying Is Too Much Trouble. You Have To Make Sure To Taste Each Word Before Letting It Off Your Tongue. I Hate That. It's Hard Enough Making People Understand Without Lying.

The Angel Said, "i Like Black-and-white Films More Than Color Because They're More Artificial. You Have To Work Harder To Overcome Your Disbelief. It's Sort Of Like Prayer.