Eating A Raw Oyster Is Like French

Certainly That Sputterless Little Candleflame Of The Mediocre Mind Known As 'common Sense' Has Never Produced Anything Worth Celebrating.

Society Had A Crime Problem. It Hired Cops To Attack Crime. Now Society Has A Cop Problem.

A Hamburger Is An Icon Of Layered Circles, The Circle Being At Once The Most Spiritual And The Most Sensual Of Shapes.

The Only Authority I Respect Is The One That Causes Butterflies To Fly South In Fall And North In Springtime.

Of The Seven Dwarfs, The Only One Who Shaved Was Dopey. That Should Tell Us Something About The Wisdom Of Shaving.