East Is East, And West Is San

A Story With A Moral Appended Is Like The Bill Of A Mosquito. It Bores You, And Then Injects A Stinging Drop To Irritate Your Conscience.

It Was Beautiful And Simple, As Truly Great Swindles Are.

The True Adventurer Goes Forth Aimless And Uncalculating To Meet And Greet Unknown Fate.

There Is One Day That Is Ours. There Is One Day When All We Americans Who Are Not Self-made Go Back To The Old Home To Eat Saleratus Biscuits And Marvel How Much Nearer To The Porch The Old Pump Looks Than It Used To. Thanksgiving Day Is The One Day That Is Purely American.

No Friendship Is An Accident.