Early To Bed And Early To Rise

A Dollar Saved Is A Quarter Earned.

A Carbonated Wine Foisted Upon Americans (who Else Would Drink It?) By Winery Ad Agencies As A Way Of Getting Rid Of Inferior Champagne By Mixing It With Inferior Burgundy.

Gentility Is What Is Left Over From Rich Ancestors After The Money Is Gone.

A University Is A Reading And Discussion Club. If Students Knew How To Use The Library, They Wouldn't Need The Rest Of The Buildings. The Faculty's Job, In Great Part, Is To Teach Students How To Use A Library In A Living Way. All A Student Should Really Need Is Access To The Library And A Place To Sleep.

Every Parent Is At Some Time The Father Of The Unreturned Prodigal, With Nothing To Do But Keep His House Open To Hope.