Each Time A Friend Dies, The Present

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

How Long An Actress Lives Professionally Depends On Her Stamina, The Extent Of Her Masochism, Her Imagination, And Her Yearning For Recognition Or Approval.

Being A Liberal Is The Best Thing On Earth You Can Be. You Are Welcoming To Everyone When You're A Liberal. You Do Not Have A Small Mind.

God If The Press Ever Quoted Anyone Correctly It Would Be Brilliant.

I Was This Flat-chested, Big-footed, Lanky Thing.