Each Lawyer Makes Somebody Unhappy Either By

When You See A Lawyer Trying To Pick A Smart Jury, You Know He's Got A Strong Case.

The Memory Of The American Public Is About Six Weeks.

I Can Get A Firestorm Going Anywhere In The United States By Saying 'o.j.'

A Person In The Business Of Defending Criminal Cases Is Going To Live In Controversy All Of His Or Her Life.

The Public Regards Lawyers With Great Distrust. They Think Lawyers Are Smarter Than The Average Guy But Use Their Intelligence Deviously. Well, They're Wrong. Usually They Are Not Smarter.