Duhhhhhhh, Tanks, Buttercup.

You Are Wonderful, Father.""i'm More Than Wonderful, How Dare You Insult Me.

Life Is Difficult. Anyone Who Says Different Is Trying To Sell You Something.

When I Was Your Age, Television Was Called Books.

Never Argue With Your Wife About Hostility When She's A Certified Freudian.

But When A Girl Gives A Boy A Dead Squid - That Had To Mean Something.