Dreadful Sorry Mistress. Ma Always Said I

When People Say A Knight's Job Is All Glory, I Laugh And Laugh And Laugh. Often I Can Stop Laughing Before They Edge Away And Talk About Soothing Drinks.

When People Say A Knight's Job Is All Glory, I Laugh, And Laugh, And Laugh.

My New Knight Mistress Is Famed For Wielding Sharp Edges: Sword, Knife And Tongue!

If Arrogance Were Shoes, He'd Never Go Barefoot.

A Library Is A Gateway To Others' Minds, Hearts, And Lives.