Drank A Lot Of Take Home Pay.

Hope You Don't Think This Is Billy Joel Unplugged. I'm A Piano Player. I'm Already Unplugged.

You'll Learn More From Your Accidents Than Anything That You Could Ever Learn At School.

You Can’t Go The Distance With Too Much Resistance

I've Played All Kinds Of Places, Laid All Kinds Of Girls.

You Just Sit Home And Masturbate. The Phone Is Going To Ring Soon, But You Just Can't Wait.