Don't You Want Me To Kiss You

The Man's Got More Money Than God, And He Sends You A Bag Of Coffee?

She, As No Other Ever Could, Reached Every Corner Of His Heart. His Joy, And His Salvation.

Why Are You Always Smiling? What Do You Know?

You Didn’t Hurt Me, The Situation Did. And Now That I Know Why I Felt That Way, It Won’t Hurt.

He Decided There Was No Point In Telling Her He'd Looked In The Fridge And Seen None Of These Things. There'd Just Be Some Variation Of His Mother's Standard Crack About Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.