Don't Worry; Don't Be Afraid, Ever, Because

There Is A 3rd Point Of View On The Gun Control Issue - Those Who I Refer To As The Victims - But They Remain Strangely Silent.

I Was Always 'awake'...some Part Of Me Clamoring For New Insights And New Ways To Make The World A Better Place.

I Don't Do Drugs Anymore... Than, Say, The Average Touring Funk Band.

What Before Seemed A...frustrating Wall, The Comic Deftly And Fearlessly Steps Through, Proving The Absurdity Of It All.

Nicotine Patches Are Great. Stick One Over Each Eye And You Can't Find Your Fags.