Don't Take The Bull By The Horns,

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.