Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You

Most People Find Just Being Themselves Not Enough Of A Show.

In Art, A Dress Is Never Just A Dress; Nor In Life Either.

Studying The Past May Suggest New Ways Of Going Wrong.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

I Am The Center Of The World, But The Control Panel Seems To Be Somewhere Else.