Don't Order Any Black Things. Rejoice In

Time Enough To Think Of The Future When You Haven't Any Future To Think Of.

I Find That The Moment I Let A Woman Make Friends With Me, She Becomes Jealous, Exacting, Suspicious, And A Damned Nuisance. I Find That The Moment I Let Myself Make Friends With A Woman, I Become Selfish And Tyrannical.

Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human Life That Ever Was Invented, Clerking Is The Worst.

Christianity Might Be A Good Thing If Anyone Ever Tried It.

I Have Very Carefully Studied Islam And The Life Of Its Prophet (pbuh). I Have Done So Both As A Student Of History And As A Critic. And I Have Come To Conclusion That Muhammad (pbuh) Was Indeed A Great Man And A Deliverer And Benefactor Of Mankind Which Was Till Then Writhing Under The Most Agonising Pain.