Don't Live With Writers. Writers Are Bastards.

Stephen King Says That If You Forget An Idea, Then It Can't Have Been Any Good. He Means He, Not You. You Are Not Stephen King. Do Not Attempt To Emulate Stephen King At Home.

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Listen To The Chair Leg Of Truth! It Does Not Lie!

By Four O'clock, I've Discounted Suicide In Favor Of Killing Everyone Else In The Entire World Instead.