Don't Listen To Anyone Who Doesn't Know

(on Marilyn Monroe) I Was Walking Down Broadway With Her And Nobody Was Stopping Us. She Was Going To (stella Adler's) Actors' Studio, And She Was Taking Me To Show Me What It Was All About. And I Said To Her: "how Come Nobody Is Taking Your Picture?" She Said: "well, Watch." She Took Her Scarf Off, Straightened Her Shoulders, And Draped Something Another Way, And We Were Surrounded. It Must Have Been 400 People. And I Said: "now I Know Why!"

You Don't Know How To Handle Anything Today, Because You Have To Go To Jail To Get Some Press Or Fall Down Drunk.

She (judy Garland) Was A Friend Of Mine, A Trying Friend, But A Friend. That Is What I Tell Myself: She Did Everything She Ever Wanted To Do. She Never Really Denied Herself Anything For Me. See, I Say, She Had A Wonderful Life; She Did What She Wanted To Do. And I Have No Right To Change Her Fulfillment Into My Misery. I'm On My Own Broom Now.

I Rely On Regular Chiropractic Care To Keep In Shape For My Strenuous Type Of Acting And Singing.

I Know That. I'm Having A Ball. I'm Not Slap Happy. I'm Just Filled Up With Joy And With Peace And With All Kinds Of Things That Have Eluded Me For Quite A Few Years. And They're Back And They're Thriving.