Don't Let Me Catch Anyone Talking About

If Your Result Needs A Statistician Then You Should Design A Better Experiment.

Every Good Laboratory Consists Of First Rate Men Working In Great Harmony To Insure The Progress Of Science; But Down At The End Of The Hall Is An Unsociable, Wrong-headed Fellow Working On Unprofitable Lines, And In His Hands Lies The Hope Of Discovery.

The Energy Produced By The Breaking Down Of The Atom Is A Very Poor Kind Of Thing. Anyone Who Expects A Source Of Power From The Transformation Of These Atoms Is Talking Moonshine.

All Of Physics Is Either Impossible Or Trivial. It Is Impossible Until You Understand It, And Then It Becomes Trivial.

A Theory That You Can't Explain To A Bartender Is Probably No Damn Good.