Don't Judge Men's Wealth Or Godliness By

The Absent Are Never Without Fault. Nor The Present Without Excuse.

It Is The Duty Of Mankind On All Suitable Occasions To Acknowledge Their Dependence On The Divine Being.

At A Great Pennyworth Pause A While.

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.

There Are More Old Drunkards Than Old Doctors.