Don't Explain Why It Works; Explain How

The Others Followed, And Found Themselves In A Small, Stuffy Basement, Which Would Have Been Damp, Smelly, Close, And Dark, Were It Not, In Fact, Well-lit, Which Prevented It From Being Dark.

There Are Millions Of Ways For People To Die, If You Number Each Vital Organ, Each Ways It Can Fail, All The Poisons From The Earth And The Sea Which Can Cause These Failures.

When I Say That Life Is Like An Onion, I Mean This: If You Don't Do Anything With It, It Goes Rotten. So Far, That's No Different From Other Vegetables. But When An Onion Goes Bad, It Can Either Do It From The Inside, Or The Outside. So Sometimes You See One That Looks Good, But The Core Is Rotten. Other Times, You Can See A Bad Spot On It, But If You Cut That Out, The Rest Is Fine. Tastes Sharp, But That's What You Paid For, Isn't It?

Always Speak Politely To An Enraged Dragon.

There Is No Excuse For Bad Manners, Except Fast Reflexes.