Don't Call Me A Postmodern!

Don't Call Me A Postmodern!

I Love Football, Football Is My Life.

To Me, Paul Scholes Was In A Class Of His Own.

If I'm Staying In A Hotel Or I'm Sleeping On My Own I Have The Hairdryer On.

Unlike Others Who Have Been Caught Swearing On Camera, I Apologised Immediately. And Yet I Am The Only Person Banned For Swearing. That Doesn't Seem Right.