Don't Bring Anything To Me But Trouble.

One Of The Things We Have To Be Thankful For Is That We Don't Get As Much Government As We Pay For.

Every Honest Researcher I Know Admits He's Just A Professional Amateur. He's Doing Whatever He's Doing For The First Time. That Makes Him An Amateur. He Has Sense Enough To Know That He's Going To Have A Lot Of Trouble, So That Makes Him A Professional.

There Has Never Been Any 30-hour Week For Men Who Had Anything To Do.

Research Is An Organized Method Of Trying To Find Out What You Are Going To Do After You Cannot Do What You Are Doing Now. It May Also Be Said To Be The Method Of Keeping A Customer Reasonably Dissatisfied With What He Has. That Means Constant Improvement And Change So That The Customer Will Be Stimulated To Desire The New Product Enough To Buy It To Replace The One He Has.

Every Father Should Remember One Day His Son Will Follow His Example, Not His Advice.