Don't Be Serious, Be Sincere.

Life Is Not To Be Taken Seriously, As We Are Really Temporary Here. We Are Like A Pre-paid Card With Limited Validity. If We Are Lucky, We May Last Another 50 Years. And 50 Years Is Just 2,500 Weekends. Do We Really Need To Get So Worked Up? It’s Ok, Bunk A Few Classes, Goof Up A Few Interviews, Fall In Love. We Are People, Not Programmed Devices.

Nothing Soothes An Upset Punjabi Like Dairy Products.

Pretty Girls Behave Best When You Ignore Them. Of Course, They Have To Know You Are Ignoring Them, For Otherwise They May Not Even Know You Exist.

The World's Most Funniest And Easiest Thing Is To Give An Advice.

...but I Guess It's Better For People To Shut Up Rather Than Rather Than Say Something Nasty. -one Night @ The Call Center Chapter 1 Page 22