Don't Be Outraged, Be Outrageous.

Dip A Slice Of Bread In Batter. That's September: Yellow, Gold, Soft And Sticky. Fry The Bread. Now You Have October: Chewier, Drier, Streaked With Browns. The Day In Question Fell Somewhere In The Middle Of The French Toast Process.

We Use So Much Bad Language That It Forms A Barrier Between Ourselves And The Truth.

Birth And Death Were Easy. It Was Life That Was Hard.

Once One Pays Some Attention To Something, Then You Begin To See Evidence Of It Everywhere.

Get Yourself In That Intense State Of Being Next To Madness. Keep Yourself In, Not Necessarily A Frenzied State, But In A State Of Great Intensity. The Kind Of State You Would Be In Before Going To Bed With Your Partner. That Heightened State When You're In A Carnal Embrace: Time Stops And Nothing Else Matters. You Should Always Write With An Erection. Even If You're A Woman.